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Christmas Buying Guide - Wii.
I am now about to present you with a shocking fact…
There are only 14 shopping days left until Christmas.
Scared yet? I know I am. I haven’t even bought one Christmas present yet, and I have no idea what to buy for half of my family. I usually go under the mantra of “If in doubt, buy a DVD” because clothing is a no-go, especially when it comes to picking something I think a woman would wear.
Anyway, don’t fret, here’s some help with what to buy for any Wii loving friends.
Mario Kart Wii (with Wii Wheel)
Mario Kart Wii may not come on in leaps and bounds over its predecessor - Mario Kart 64 - but it’s still a fun package for all the family. The Wii version does - for some strange reason - add motorbikes into the mix. Plus, you’ve also got the online mode; unfortunately marred by Nintendo’s stone age friend codes, meaning that you’ll have more fun with local multiplayer. Where’s the fun in racing if you can’t trash talk with random strangers online?
Take Mario on a trip around the galaxy in one of the Wii’s best games and - yes, that word again - a pure essential. The Wii Remote works perfectly with this entry into the Super Mario series, and the glorious graphics ups the charm to maximum. Did I forgot that you can also become a bee? Well, yes, you can!
Ok, I promise that this is going to be the last game on the list that Mario appears in. Still, this entry absolutely needs to be mentioned. Take Mario on an RPG style adventure with a humorous storyline and oodles of bizarre characters. It won’t be the hardest game you’ve ever played, but it will surely entertain you over the Christmas period.
Ok, I lied in the last entry. Mario does appear in this game, but thankfully you can beat the living daylight out of him. This excellent fighting game is a blast to play with friends, even if the game includes an online mode. Nothing can beat trash talking with people in the same room, but try to keep flying Wii Remotes at a minimum. There’s also a horde of your favourite characters appearing in this game; including Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Link and even Solid Snake.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Wii launch title (it also came out for the Game Cube) is still the best RPG the Wii has to offer, but there’s not really much in the way of competition. Until Nintendo get around to creating another Link adventure this game will have to do, but that’s by no means a bad thing. It’s also pretty long, so you can save some pennies in the long-run by not completing it too quick. Is that the best thing I could come up with? Sigh, it’s absolutely brilliant anyway.
Animal Crossing: City Folk
While it may not be that much different from the DS version, Animal Crossing: Wild World, it’s still a pretty great way to waste hours of your life. For those new to Animal Crossing then this is a Wii essential, but don’t blame me when it comes with a completely pointless WiiSpeak microphone. Oh, you may also want to skin Tom Nook alive - but who doesn’t? As for me, I’m still addicted to the DS version.
My Sims Kingdom
If your kids have become bored of Animal Crossing then this is an excellent alternative. Not only does it bear the name of one of the most successful franchises of all time, it’s also a pretty entertaining game to boot. The aim is to help the king rebuild is kingdom, so you’ll be doing a lot of re-building of objects like in the inferior predecessor, MySims. If you’re short on pennies then the first game in the series isn’t awful, but you’ll be missing out on a king, damn it!
Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
It’s pretty much the first Resident Evil re-told, but on rails and plays best with a light gun. This is pretty much one of the only games (bar the game below, and House of the Dead) where the Wii Zapper is actually worth paying for, simply because you get to shoot zombies in the face. I’m a great critic, eh?
Link’s Crossbow Training (with Wii Zapper)
This game was pretty much created solely for the Wii Zapper, so you’ll be thankful to know that the game actually comes with the peripheral. This is one addictive arcade shooter, and perfect for kids who aren’t old enough to shoot zombies in the face (”…but!” they cry “how will they defend themselves against the inevitable zombie apocalypse?” I’ll tell you how - not with a plastic gun!).
Yes, Steven Spielberg helped create this game; but don’t buy the game solely for that fact as you’ll be seriously confused as to why Steven Spielberg is helping create a game about knocking over blocks. Forget Saving Private Ryan, this is the highlight of Steven’s career! Anyway, this will keep you tremendously busy as there’s 300 levels to play through in four different modes (single-player, multiplayer, co-op and competitive). Plus, you get a level editor.
The aim of de Blob is to guide your ‘blob’ around and re-paint and barren dull city. It doesn’t sound like much, but it’s tremendously fun and you’ll waste hours trying to paint every last thing. There’s also a split-screen multiplayer so a friend can help you paint the city when you really should be re-painting the bedroom.
If you missed this on PS2 then you missed one of the most beautiful games available. Thankfully the Wii version allows us all to experience the wonderments of Okami in the present day. The motion controls work great with the in-game painting mechanic, and there’s around 40 hours of this. You’ll never love a wolf more than this, unless you’re into that kind of thing. If you are then, well, ew…
Last but not least is Goichi Suda’s totally crazy but deeply enthralling No More Heroes. I’d like to say that this is pretty much the only Wii title with lashings of gore (until MadWorld comes out) but, for some reason, the censors decided to censor the blood over here in Europe. It was a strange decision, but, thankfully, it doesn’t take any enjoyment away from the game
While compiling this guide I noticied that there was a Pimp My Ride Wii game. I also wondered why the hell anyone would want to play such a game, but I guess we are talking about the Wii here. I suppose you learn something new everyday, but I didn’t necessairly want to learn that!
Posted on Monday, December 8th, 2008 Christmas Buying Guide - Wii. by tom
Christmas Buying Guide - Xbox 360.
Christmas is just around the corner and you’re constantly worrying about what to buy your gamer-minded partner/daughter/son/friend. Well, fear not my friends, for I have come up with a series of Christmas guides that point you towards some of the best games available today.
We kick things off with a personal favourite of mine, the Xbox 360, which surely has something for everyone.
An epic single-player mode combined with one of the best console multiplayer experiences out there means that you can’t really go wrong with buying this as a bift. As we shall see from the following game you’ll be giving the gift of months of extra gameplay, but unfortunately you’ll probably be seeing a lot less of whoever you buy this for. Plus, did I mention that this game had zombies? I don’t think you should be considering to buy this as a gift, there should be no question about it!
If you actually know someone who likes shooters, owns an Xbox 360 and doesn’t own this game then ask them what cave they’ve been hiding in. If you do manage to find someone then this game is a much cheaper version of the game above. In fact, this is the game that spawned the excellent multiplayer that the game above uses, and you’ll easily still be able to find thousands of players enjoying this game. This is really a must-buy, and anyone who plays World at War before Modern Warfare is missing out on a great deal of fun, and maybe missing out on a game that actually surpasses it’s follow-up.
While it’s not the best FPS game on the market right now it’s still a good substitute for those that already own the above games. The single-player mode is a lengthy experience, packing enough in there for well over 20 hours of zooming around Africa before setting everything on fire. There’s also a pretty decent multiplayer mode, and while it’s not up to the standard of the above two games the in-built (and incredibly detailed) map editor means that there’s enough originality to keep people for a long time to come.
Left 4 Dead
I’ve always said that you can’t really go wrong with zombies, and Left 4 Dead isn’t about to buck the trend. Taking on the hordes of randomly generated zombies (and a bunch of other ’special’ zombies) with three other friends is where this game shines, and you can’t really beat the sheer hilarious terror when players see a tank barrelling towards them and scatter.
This is yet another ‘must own’, and if you know someone who owned the first Gears of War then you owe it to them to buy them the sequel. The sequel is packed with twice as much action, which means twice as much gory chainsaw kills. The multiplayer mode also returns, along with the addictive ‘Horde’ mode where players have to defend against increasing waves of enemies.
Here’s yet another ‘must own’ (the 360 tends to have a lot of these) and, damn, is this game epic or what? I’m a storyline guy, so I loved the concentration on Niko’s struggle to make something of himself in Liberty City (the games fictionalised recreation of New York City). Others were disappointed at Rockstar for removing things like jet packs and planes, but there’s still a pretty fun multiplayer mode in there for those that aren’t big on story. Regardless of your tastes the city is the real star here, and gamers just have to experience it if only to simply see just how far gaming environments have come.
As I said above, Grand Theft Auto IV is more about the story and a living breathing incredibly detailed city. Saints Row 2, while still having a somewhat interesting story, retains all the whacky and hilarious fun that can come with sandbox environments. From streaking around the city streets to firing raw sewage and pedestrians this game pretty much has everything. It also arguably has a more enjoyable multiplayer mode than GTA, and does trump GTA by allowing you to play through the main game with a friend. This isn’t an alternative, it should be bought with GTA IV so players can experience both sides of the fence.
Possibly the best fantasy role-playing game the 360 has right now, Fable II will never allow a gamer to utter the words ‘there’s nothing to do!’. Whether it’s raising a family and then setting them on fire, or adventuring around the world of Albion with a dog that you’ll fall in love with there’s plenty for gamers to do here. Everything the player does has a consequence, and to top it all off you can fret about your sins with a friend.
Although this is the 3rd game in the post-apocolyptic RPG series Fallout 3 will probably be most gamers first introduction to the world. The first time you step out of the vault and see the sprawling wasteland ahead of you may actually scare you with the realisation that, for once, you have a choice of where to go and what to do. Thirty hours on and you still won’t have seen everything this game has to offer, and some of it won’t actually tie into the main game. So, yes, you have a choice of whether or not you want to see this content, which makes it all the more exciting.
Square-Enix (makers of the hugely successful Final Fantasy series) are no strangers to long RPG’s, and Infinite Undiscovery is no exception. This is for those gamers that enjoy hefty RPG’s crammed full of story all wrapped up in that unique Japanese style. The story takes a while to get going, but once it does it’s pretty entertaining, and there’s some great fast paced action sequences in there too. Perfect for those that love their JRPG’s.
Burnout Paradise presents excellent value for money. Not only to you get a superb racer with absolutely stunning crashes, but you also get constant content updates from Criterion. Toy cars? Check! Floating cars? Check! Motorbikes? Check! Seamless multiplayer modes? Check! This is one racer that you have absolutely no excuses for not owning - unless you don’t like racers of course!
Dead Space
What better way to spend Christmas then watching your significant others jumping out of their skin every five seconds? I’m not going to lie, Dead Space is an absolutely terrifying game but this is why it’s so enjoyable. Combine this with some absolutely horrendous enemies, a decent storyline and enough puzzles to keep your brain ticking while you constantly watch your back and you’re on to a winner. Terrifying? Yes! Worth the price or new pants? Easily!
If you have any other suggestions then feel free to post them in the comments. I couldn’t put every good game for the Xbox 360 on the list, so I chose to post the games I thought were the best. Feel free to rip into my decisions!
Up next - Playstation 3 game buying guide.
Posted on Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 Christmas Buying Guide - Xbox 360. by tom
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